One of my Durham friends sent this to me. Thought it was worth passing on. My American friends can change the news networks to American versions to make it fit. I don't think it means to tar everyone with the same stick, but there are sectors of the population it may apply to.
The ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER
Two Different Versions.
Two Different Morals.
OLD VERSION:
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building
his house, and laying up supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and
plays the summer away.
Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no
food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.
MORAL OF THE OLD STORY:
Be responsible for yourself!
MODERN VERSION:
The ant works hard in the withering heat and the rain all summer
long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and
plays the summer away.
Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference
and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and
well fed while he is cold and starving.
CBC, CTV, Global and City TV show up to provide pictures of the
shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his
comfortable home with a table filled with food. Canada is stunned
by the sharp contrast.
How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor
grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?
Kermit the Frog appears on CBC News with Peter Mansbridge along
with the grasshopper and everybody cries when they sing, 'It's Not
Easy Being Green.'
People Against Poverty stages a demonstration in front of the
ant's house where the news stations film the group singing, We Shall Overcome.
Then Olivia Chow has the group kneel down to pray for the
grasshopper's sake.
Dalton McGuinty condemns the ant and blames Prime Minister Harper,
former Premier Mike Harris, Bill Davis, Joe Clarke, Harold
Ballard, and Conrad Black for the grasshopper's plight.
Ed Broadbent and John Sewell explain in an interview with Wendy
Mesley that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the
grasshopper and both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant to
make him pay his fair share.
Finally, the Provincial Liberal/NDP coalition drafts the Economic
Equity and Anti-Grasshopper Act retroactive to the beginning of
the summer.
The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of
green bugs and having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes
his home is confiscated by the government Green Czar David Miller
and given to the grasshopper.
The story ends as we see the grasshopper and his free-loading
friends finishing up the last bits of the ant's food while the
government house he is in, which, as you recall, just happens to
be the ant's old house, crumbles around them because the grasshopper
doesn't maintain it.
The ant has disappeared in the snow never to be seen again.
The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident, and the
house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who
terrorize and ramshackle the once prosperous and peaceful
neighbourhood.
The entire Nation collapses bringing the rest of the free world with
it.
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Be careful how you vote in the next election
You may wish to pass this on to other ants, but don't bother
sending it on to any grasshoppers because they wouldn't understand it,
anyway.